The Darkness: Dreams On Toast

Dreams on Toast Color vinyl The Darkness The Darkness's 2025 album Dreams on Toast marks a bold new chapter for the band. With their signature blend of flamboyant rock anthems and tongue-in-cheek lyrics, this album cements their place at the pinnacle of British rock. Expect soaring guitar riffs, infectious hooks, and a nostalgic yet fresh take on the genre that will resonate with longtime fans and new listeners alike. Cooking Vinyl - "You know that thing when God's breath tickles your soul and tells you to create? Yeah, makes me giggle too. But you can't resist. God might not be the power she once was, but say what you like about her, she knows damn well that what the world needs now, is rock sweet rock. And who are we, mere mortals of extraordinary ability, to argue with the divine? So we knuckled down and thought really hard about the best of the best, the elite songs, the life-changing music of the ages. Then we popped out a dozen bangers before lunch. And these bangers we present to you here, wallowing in an aromatic aural ragu, served atop the charred remains of our envious contemporaries... ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dreams on Toast. Close your eyes, loosen your cummerbund, and enjoy..." - Justin Hawkins

1. Rock and Roll Party Cowboy
2. I Hate Myself
3. Hot on My Tail
4. Mortal Dread
5. Don't Need Sunshine
6. The Longest Kiss
7. The Battle for Gadget Land
8. Cold Hearted Woman
9. Walking Through Fire
10. Weekend in Rome

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