Pocket Fishrmen: The Greatest Story Ever Told

Saustex Records is pleased to announce The Greatest Story Ever Told a career spanning, re-recorded "best of" collection comprising thirty songs by Austin, Texas' greatest and longest running sci-fi punk metal band the Pocket Fishrmen. These deviants boldly go where no band has gone before with previously uncharted subject matter and rhyme schemes on this goofy yet edifying volume. This nicely gatefold packaged, limited edition 140 gram LP and CD includes perennial audience favorites including 'Amy Carter', 'The Leader is Burning', 'One Blowjob', 'Treehouse' and 'Go Out Smoking'. Not for the shy or faint of heart these lads are recommended for fans of Sloppy Seconds, Screeching Weasel, The Dickies and The Queers.

1. The Leader Is Burning
2. Go Go Saddam Hussein
3. Big Ass on Fire
4. Treehouse
5. Future Gods of Rock
6. Sex Billy
7. Priapus Power
8. One Blowjob
9. Queen of the Gorillas
10. Oft Times When We Pork
11. David of the Merkin
12. Friendly Chimps
13. Colonoscopy
14. I Now Pronounce You Rock and Roll
15. Amy Carter
16. Save My Dna
17. Yen for Your Yang
18. Flesh Eating Parasite
19. Bivouac on Venus
20. Flaccid Is the Night
21. Faces of the Revelers
22. High on Rock and Roll
23. Pot Mountain
24. Half Mast
25. We Kill Evil
26. Mommanatrix
27. Worship Us
28. Gay Jew Conquistador
29. Big Blue Ball
30. Go Out Smoking

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