Half-Handed Cloud: Flutterama - Opaque Brown

Limited opaque brown colored vinyl LP pressing. John Ringhofer, the man behind Half-Handed Cloud, is as joyful and frugal as his music. An economical thinker, Ringhofer prefers the subway over a taxicab, is a recycler of plastic, a compulsive note-taker, and a habitual optimist. Half-Handed Cloud started as a home-recording project in Chattanooga, TN in 1999. Ringhofer was later based in the California Bay area for over a decade (where he worked as a part-time custodian) before moving with his young family to Helsinki, Finland in 2015 for his wife's linguistics research. Half-Handed Cloud is able to ensconce complicated theological concepts into catchy and sublime playground songs that refuse to condescend to it's subject or it's listener.

1. Bustin' Stronghodes
2. Trickmonks
3. Swallowing The Water You Walk On
4. Can Shadows Praise You?
5. The Netherworld Squints At The Sight Of You
6. Trick Leash
7. Anamnesis
8. Asking For Fish
9. I'm The Weakest Link
10. Under Your Breath
11. Handles
12. What's Illumined Becomes Visible
13. Someone You Can Use
14. About Face
15. Periodically Yours
16. We Won't Survive This
17. Project Yourself Alive Onto My Corpse
18. We Belong To You But How Now Is Soon?

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