Formal Horse: Meat Mallet (180gm Audiophile Transparent Orange Vinyl)


Release Date: 02-25-2022

SKU: 7426822210879

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Formal Horse: Meat Mallet (180gm Audiophile Transparent Orange Vinyl)

1. Product Details

A Formal Horse's second album Meat Mallet finds the quirky avant-rock quartet once more working with veteran producer Rob Aubrey (Big Big Train, IQ). Limited 180g transparent orange vinyl - 250 copies worldwide - in single sleeve with a full colour lyric insert. Building on the song-based, violent whimsey that has been the band's trademark, the line-up of Hayley McDonnell (Vocals), Benjamin Short (Guitars), Russell Mann (Bass Guitars) and Mike Stringfellow (Drums) return with a selection of 12 spicy songs, all co-written by the band remotely in 2020.

  1. This One's Just A Warning
  2. You've Got A Billion And I've Got A Half
  3. Hong Kong
  4. I’m A Lasagne
  5. Bring A Bun
  6. Someone’s After My Malted Milk
  7. Space8
  8. Heavy Hit
  9. Rose Train
  10. Let It Run
  11. Mr C's Two Thousand and Threes
  12. Turkey 2000s

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