FLACCID MOJO: Flaccid Mojo$25.44
Release Date: 10-28-2022
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1. Product Details
"Twin giant towers of amps grinding out minimal beat bloop, the transient sound molecules smell of burning gear and the floor of the pit-this is organic, electronic music at it's finest. Dance? Why not. Freak out? For sure. Brothers from a different mother (Bjorn Copeland and Aaron Warren) à la two-thirds of Black Dice have come together with this fantastic debut [Flaccid Mojo] for us. These are mean beat vipers, spitting and tumescent on the abattoir floor. "I would call it drug music, but I'm not sure what drugs these humans consume. Stem cell and adrenal gland cocktails I'm guessing. Futuristic and primal it is, beats from the Thunder-Dome, fight music for fuckers. I've seen them on two separate occasions blow the power for an entire building. Baller move, boys. Produced perfectly by Chris Coady (look him up to be impressed). This record is a burning car in a field and I love it. "For fans of Black Dice, Container, Whitehouse, Negativland, Ralph Records, minimal beats à la Profan, vintage Japanese noise, Severed Heads, windburn and chapped lips." -John Dwyer
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